Happy birthday to me! Today has been wonderful and I've loved every minute of celebrating my birthday with you. Are you ready to cut the cream cake together? I can't wait to eat it! Well, I guess I could make my birthday wish first. Oh! My sweater! How has this happened? One moment I was thinking about my birthday wish, and the next, it's like my clothes are disappearing! First my sweater magically turns itself backwards, and now my skirt has gone too? This is mortifying! What is happening? I can't keep my clothes on! I blink and then my skirt has poofed. Now I'm trying to keep my breasts in my top, and they're spilling around my leather corset and falling out of my bikini. Oh no! My thong has disappeared now too! Oh this is the most embarrassing birthday ever! How could I experience the ultimate embarrassment on my birthday?